After millions of years of evolution, every animal has refined the act of sex. Put simply:
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE OCCURS WHEN A MAN'S PENIS IS INSERTED INTO A WOMAN'S VAGINA.
Man, like chimpanzees, has tried other orifices too but real traditional sex is simply this:
Penis enters vagina, baby is born, the human race lives on. United health care...
What's something exciting?
Set yourself free...But don't get weird.
Anti-sex: penis enters alternative orifuce, baby isn't born and the human race is extinct. Please choose which option you would like. A or B?
Sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy ....not.
Call a dirty madam.
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Moan moan moan?
Groan groan groan?
Isn't that what women always seem to do?
When was the last time you cleaned your sheets?